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Human Genocide at the Local Beach

by Hawaiian Donkey Punch

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Unicorn Hole Ukulele-infused grindcore is about as apt of a description as you could ask for, yet Human Genocide at the Local Beach manages to be as incomprehensible to mere mortals as the thing rising from the depths on its album art. Harsh, vulgar, silly, and brief, it's everything you need in a grindcore album with plenty of little twists- such as the angelic guest vocals on "Grind Seller." I dig it. Favorite track: Poop Train.
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1.
#livestreamingtheendoftheworld 00:40
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2.
Bird Fleshlight 00:47
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Swedish imported Made with love To be filled with it Fun for the whole gang Apex Predator Stuff the turkey Show no Mercy Be Swan Daddy Bird / Flesh-light-dreams You won’t need anyone again Just your Swedish love bird It will never let you down
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Poop Train 01:19
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There’s no BBQ until I say there’s a BBQ I powdered the cockatiel for the ribcage slaughter I am the conductor of the Poop Train I have the shiniest meat bicycle We’re going to die. And last thing to come out your mouth was “Poop Train” Strip the flesh Salt the wounds Gnash the teeth Poop in the chalice Unending catastrophe Lick the wombat Flay until dawn I am the conductor of the Poop Train I have the shiniest meat bicycle Nipple Salad!! I am the conductor of the Poop Train I have the shiniest meat bicycle
4.
Freezer Full of Popsicles 01:27
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Hello there little buddy! How’s it going! Would you like a Popsicle? Hello Uncle Swan Please don’t touch my face Welcome to the cellar I would like some treats There you are little man, I was starting to get worried. Would you like another Popsicle? So sweet and long Cold Popsicle’s In my mouth I need some more But please don’t touch my face
5.
Wednesdank 00:08
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6.
Escape from Horny Jail 01:28
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Stroke after stroke / Here I am totalling away Stroke after stroke / Oh I forget what is today Stroke after stroke / Oh how thou thighs burn Stroke after stroke / I need something firm Stroke after stroke / It’s really not worth the money Stroke after stroke / For all I desire is honey Stroke after stroke / I really need to break free Stroke after stroke / This tower I need to flee Escape from Horny Jail Trapped in Floreance just to paint, but they don’t understand that lust is my fate. Call it inspiration or what ever you want, I just need to take a trip to the ladies.. What the fuck!? Oh shit! Escape from Horny Jail
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Grind Seller: pt.1 01:21
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Hello great being of the woods, could you tell me where I may find the Grind Seller? *husky noises I see.. and how do you spell that? *more husky noises
8.
Kinky Kong and his Bizare Bondage Adventures 04:20
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9.
A Gift to you Master 02:55
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credits

released April 1, 2022

Swan: Ukulele/Programing
Slam Panda : Bass Guitar
Semi: Vocals
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Tranquilizer Arts: Illustrations/Visuals/Graphic Designs
Also Swan: Recording/Mixing/Mastering/Samples/Keys

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